It’s A Form of Flying!
January 12, 2010 at 10:56 pm (Uncategorized) (Huntard!, Lord Otter Laughs, math is a scrub, Math you're not BRK, war stories)
Or, why mining in Icecrown is hazardous to me. If this had happened once, it’d just be sad or funny. As it’s happened several times, it’s… well, it’s something.
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*Math flies around Icecrown with Track Minerals on, finds a ping*
“Oooh, look, Rich Saronite! Hrm, this is right on a ledge, and this is obnoxious.”
*maneuvers his drake, lands precariously, often on top of the node itself, and tinks away, smashing Azeroth in the face and picking up the delicious loose change it drops*
“Bwee, ore and primals and gems oh my! It’s like a rock pinata!”
*finishes, starts moving onward*
“…Uhm, self?”
“Yes, Math?”
“I’m still on foot. I’m going to fall.”
“*stops* Oh! Right. Yeah. I forgot to mount up. Okay. *mounts*”
“Excellent!”
*resumes moving, running forward and jumping off, wheeee! I <3 BASE jumping in WoW!*
“…Self?”
“Yes?”
“This is the Wintersaber, not the drake.”
“Er…”
“Self, Wintersabers are ground mounts.”
“Yes, yes they are.”
“That means they can’t fly.”
“…Falling is a form of flying!”
“… Er, I don’t th-”
*-SPLAT*
GROUND CRITS MATH FOR HEALTH BAR (CRUSHING)
“Self, what did we learn?”
“Based on this being the sixth time that this has happened, nothing.”
“Sometimes, I think I hate you.”
