Where is the war in warcraft now? It seems they’re too busy killing dragons and dead things to worry about fighting each other.
Those things? When they’re killing dragons and dead things and old gods and lich kings? THOSE. ARE. WARS. You dumbshit!
Horde vs. Ragnaros / The Quiraji, Alliance vs. Ragnaros / The Quiraji … Horde vs. Illidan, Alliance vs. Illidan… Horde vs. Yoggie / Arthas, Alliance vs. Yoggie / Arthas… Horde vs. Ragnaros / Deathwing, Alliance vs. Ragnaros / Deathwing … These are all wars! The combined efforts versus Archimonde at the Battle of Mount Hyjal? That was a war!
Hurr hurr it’s WARCRAFT so clearly the Alliance and the Horde must be at perpetual WAR! No. Shut up. There are plenty of wars not rooted in another senseless, forced, lore-poor “lol orcs vs. hoomans!” conflict. Besides, “combined effort” or “separate problems while dealing with mutual threat” doesn’t write out antagonism (just not this Garrosh / Wrynn bullshit we’ve had since the opening of Ulduar).
Maybe you want the simplistic lol orcs vs. humans. That’s fine. Just stop fucking saying it because “it’s WARCRAFT and that’s WAR!”. There’s plenty of other wars that’ve been going on.
(clearly, too, I find them more interesting).
Sigh. That is all.
Substance coming Soon*
(*Soon tm Blizzard).